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Welcome to the membership information page of The Society For The Prevention And Cure Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion! You're here because you have decided to help our cause. Your help is greatly appreciated.

How You Can Help
You can help by joining our society. Your official membership is valid for a lifetime, and never needs to be renewed. As a registered member, you will receive the following:

1. Our Official Membership Certificate. This beautiful, full color document is printed on high quality parchment. Your name is custom printed, and the document bears the official seal of The Society For The Prevention And Cure Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion, and the signature of our founder. Suitable for framing, you'll be proud to display this document in your home, office, or workplace.

2. Official Membership ID Card. This laminated ID card is equally attractive to our Membership Certificate, has your name custom printed, and identifies you as an official member of The Society For The Prevention And Cure Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

3. Laminated Press Pass. All members of The Society For The Prevention And Cure Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion are considered valued researchers involved in the identification of sufferers of this disease, and assisting them in finding the cure. Your research can be posted on our bulletin board. Our Laminated Press Pass can help you gain access to important public functions, where there are always plenty of sufferers of this illness. It can also be used as an automobile parking pass when placed on the dashboard of your card.

As you can see, membership in our society can be very beneficial. You receive all these items for a one-time contribution of only Twenty-five dollars.

I Want To Help! How Do I Join?
Joining is easy! Simply send a check or money order for 25 dollars made out to David Ford, to:
David Ford
2541 Peach Orchard Rd. #123
Augusta, GA 30906

Your materials will be rushed out to you immediately, if you send a money order, or as soon as your check clears if you send a personal check.
Please Note: If you're ordering from outside of the United States, with a check, money-order, or cashier's check drawn on a back outside of the United States, please include an extra twenty dollars to cover our bank fees for transactions with foreign banks. Thank you.


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